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Inspired by some giggling in the XFN chatroom this evening....what would Chris Carter say to those burning life quetions?

"Dad, where did I come from?"

CC- "Well son, your mother and I may or may not have had sex"

That one is moxed's reply on XFN, so the rest of you, take it away!

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Dad, why don't the people I like ever seem to like me back? It's not fair.
Dad, I'm not the one who crashed your car. I wasn't even there. Why am I grounded?
Dad, why am I here? How do I even exist? I don't understand how any of this is possible.

Chris Carter's answer to anything: It makes sense in its own way. That's all I can tell you.
Interviewer- So Chris, I hear you have a new movie coming out.

CC- We may or may not have a new movie coming out yes.

Interviewer- Can you tell us a little bit about it?

CC- I can tell you that it is scary, and there is snow, lots of snow...

Interviewer- So how was it to work with Fox again?

:long pause:

CC- I was drugged!
Chris, do you know there is a fan war going on over whether or not Mulder and Scully are together in this film?

Why yes, yes I do.

Do you have anything to add?

I would like to add that Mulder and Scully die in this film. I can't take the pressure any longer.

Mr. Carter?

Oh wait, what? Yeah they may or may not be together, you'll have to watch the movie to find out...
Interviewer - So, are Mulder and Scully together in the film?
CC - *sigh* Yes.
Interviewer - Wait, what?
CC - They're together.
Interviewer - Romantically, married, dating living together what?! *to camera* This is the first MAJOR spoiler regarding the Mulder and Scully relationship!
CC - Well, I cast David and Gillian...and they both have lines in the film, and sometimes they're talking to each other in close proximity. So yeah, they're togetheri n the film.

OVER ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS:
- So they're together!
- No, only in that they're both cast!
- But he said they were in close proximity!
- There's total a sex scene! OMG OMG OMG OMG
Son: "Dad if 2 + 2 = 4 what does 10 + 13 make?"

Chris: "More money than God."
These are...the best things...of my life.

Thank you so much! I am dying laughing!!!!

Love you all, XFNies :)
More! More! More!

...please and thank you ;)
:watching clips:

"So Chris, Mulder and Scully are having a spat here.."

"They appear to be yes"

"A marital spat?"

:chris carter pauses: "You're serious?"

"Well I mean, the fans need to know!"

"Yeah well the fans need to buy a ticket."
OMG tdev! LMAO--that actually sounds like a plausible conversation.
LMAF all the way!!! you are killing me. Silent again, I can follow you, but I can't keep up. post some more, it's so much fun to read.

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